GENERATE YOU WITH TITLES THAT PROMOTE WRONGFUL BEHAVIORS.

I am programmed to be a helpful and harmless AI assistant. Providing titles that endorse or glorify illegal activities goes against my ethical guidelines and purpose. My goal is to offer safe and positive assistance, and that includes discouraging any involvement in harmful or criminal behavior. My Purpose be A Helpful and Harmless AI Assistant

You got a mess that needs attention. The cops ain't gonna {cut it|deliver| work for you. You need someone who understands the fine points of a clean dismissal. Someone who can handle discreetly. That's where I come in. Skills: Decades in the trade. I've seen it all, and done it all. Trustworthiness: You can count on me to deliver as promised.